The API That Always Says No
Why build complex business logic when you can just say no to everything? 100% uptime guaranteed. 0% yes responses.
API Documentation
GET /api/v1/answer
Response: { "answer": "no" }
POST /api/v1/please
Response: { "answer": "no" }
PUT /api/v1/pretty-please
Response: { "answer": "no" }
Features
- 99.99% uptime (we're always saying no)
- No, we didn't say 100% uptime further up
- Blazingly fast response times
- No rate limiting (we say no to that too)
- No authentication required (obviously)
- Zero false positives
- GDPR compliant (we don't collect your data)
- Perfect for testing error handlers
Pricing: $0/month
(We said no to charging you)